Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Congratulations to Mike Sperry for asking the first serious question. The question is, what should he name his new 7mm WSM Browning A Bolt hunting rifle. First of all, to all you serious hunters out there, naming a new rifle is extremely Important, and to be asked to name a hunters rifle carries with it a sacred responsibility and can weigh heavy one ones mind. Mike I am honored, and I thank you for the opportunity. Two days ago mike showed me the target on which he sighted his new gun in. Two shots 3 inches to the left, then two to the right, one dead center and then two center and one inch high at one hundred yards. Six bullets and wham it was over.( you know, any gun that can be pulled out of the box and dead centered with 6 bullets, leaving 14 more for the hunting trip, is the gun of the future. With Obama as president the talk of bullet prices is unheard of.)  It was a beautiful thing, as beautiful as my wife walking down the beach in a sweet swim suit with her brown hair feathered in the breeze. No Mike your guns name is not lisa. ( thats my wife's name and its already taken. ) The name for your gun is Pamela. Named after the famous Pamela Anderson of Bay Watch. Have you ever seen her walk down the beach? Second to my wife, Its a beautiful thing and thats what I am talking about. Congratulations mike, that is your guns name. Now just so that every one understands the rules of naming a gun. Mens guns receive female names and women's guns get male names and that is because of the holding and caressing that will take place while using such equipment. and we will not have any of that other stuff. By the way the bullet of choice for this gun of mikes was a 140 grain Barnes Tipped Triple Shock Bullet. This is Grizz signing out, and the new theory is, if you want your hunting rifle to perform to its optimum capabilities you must hold it tight, caress it, care for it, and it must have a name. 

3 comments:

Ducksoup said...

awesome name grizz!

Deepfryer said...

Grizz my .22 needs a name

Ducksoup said...

Dear Grizz this is Ryan. Why do I hate the University Of Utah? I can't stand them and it doesnt make sense why anyone would like them.... Please give me your theory!